(4/18/2024) EGGBOIL WEEKLY: WEEK 1
April is upon us, and you know what that means- it's the best time of the year to start writing weekly articles about miscellaneous topics! This week, the spotlight is on everyone's favorite mode of transportation: the penny-farthing.
I am infinitely grateful for how widespread the influence of this magnificient vehicle has become over the past ~200 years, and it couldn't have been possible without my dearest Eugène Meyer. If I ever saw him pedaling down the street on his bedazzled penny-farthing I would throw to him a flagrantly fragrant bouquet of roses as a gesture of appreciation for the good he's done for the world. I couldn't even begin to imagine how different my life would be playing out if he hadn't patented his genius wire wheels in 1868, thus setting into motion the events that would bring this two-wheeled wonder into the mainstream...
Okay so apparently there's also something called a velocipede. Ooohhhhhh my goodnesss I need one of these. Oohh hhhhhhh hmy
April is upon us, and you know what that means- it's the best time of the year to start writing weekly articles about miscellaneous topics! This week, the spotlight is on everyone's favorite mode of transportation: the penny-farthing.
I am infinitely grateful for how widespread the influence of this magnificient vehicle has become over the past ~200 years, and it couldn't have been possible without my dearest Eugène Meyer. If I ever saw him pedaling down the street on his bedazzled penny-farthing I would throw to him a flagrantly fragrant bouquet of roses as a gesture of appreciation for the good he's done for the world. I couldn't even begin to imagine how different my life would be playing out if he hadn't patented his genius wire wheels in 1868, thus setting into motion the events that would bring this two-wheeled wonder into the mainstream...
Okay so apparently there's also something called a velocipede. Ooohhhhhh my goodnesss I need one of these. Oohh hhhhhhh hmy
(12/24/2023) We are so BACK
Shed tears of joy, and more, for your favorite magazine publication has returned and is ready for action! Read the latest issue today!
Shed tears of joy, and more, for your favorite magazine publication has returned and is ready for action! Read the latest issue today!
(2/7/2023) The most unfortunate of news.
This site will self-destruct in a very short time. Say your goodbyes.
This site will self-destruct in a very short time. Say your goodbyes.
(1/1/2023) The EGGBOIL WEBSITE is HERE!!!
Dear god this is incredible. MY OWN WEBSITE??? BROTHER CHEESE LOUISE THIS IS THE KIND OF STUNT A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL WOULD PULL! BUT I'M NOT A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL! OH MY GOD!
Dear god this is incredible. MY OWN WEBSITE??? BROTHER CHEESE LOUISE THIS IS THE KIND OF STUNT A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL WOULD PULL! BUT I'M NOT A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL! OH MY GOD!
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